semah the slut

40. Kecik and Fiqa Comel made me think like a TRUE GIRL. ERGH -.-

HOI SEMAH WTF IS THIS?

41. I started to shop like girl

42. I even talk CLOTHES LANGUAGE !

43. Loves to read fashion magazines

91. Kecik made me love vintage stuffs.

#41,#42,#43,#91

feel proud to get you influenced:)

I was about to post my 2010 review but i stopped halfway. malas

post i lovee:)

"2010 was not easy, I wouldn't say it was the toughest year of my life, but it was definitely not easy."

"... about why the world are so fucked up, why people need to abuse other people, why people need to act and be fake around other people, why I act and be fake around other people, why they're such thing as superiority, why animal abuse happens, and why the fuck are those people are not abused back in return, why those people kill themselves, why math does not make any sense, why I think I've failed life when I'm only 18, why I don't have fear of death anymore, why I'm thinking so much and so much more whys."

"And the first few months was hell itself. I can't fit in, I have pretty much nobody to talk to, and everything seemed so dull there"

-nazril omar-

mann i love those!

* the bolded texts are much or less like what was in my life cycle back in 2010

i got a new pet pig from omegle.

her name is OINK.

and she doesn't give a shit about harry potter.

she thought i'm a BRITISH

she does even thought that malaysians can't speak english

...and she had been to krusty krab before

masalah kesihatan wanita

ladies, shopaholics mainly;

to ensure that you are not suffering from mid age crisis or menopause,

click here

if you were screaming, you're doing fine

if you were not, BEWARE

why should we yell as if we just lost our virginity without having a heart to?

the answer is; WHY NOT?

haih, perempan. i'm not on of the stereotype but when it comes to spending and shopping, i couldn't resist the urge!

#2

aku dah miss contest ni previous years so tahun ni i'll go for it.

so that's the resolution number two

the unholy confession

bengong gila time ni. i went to the beach pakai baby blue tshirt. so when it's wet baju tu jadi transparent. i ended up pakai baju OPAH.

so that was the first day of 2010. after an awesome midnight bbq party:)

"i was dumb to think that 2010 will be a good year for me"

-nazril omar-

2010 was such a waste. double chin, hairfall, gender confused. ehh yang last tu bukan. hee.

i got my life unbalanced. my brains don't work for it's main purpose. to THINK. i was ruled by my emotion.

the worst after all; I AM CLUELESS ON HOW TO APPRECIATE SOMEONE.

someone here mean, FRIENDS

sorry friends, i've been such a jerk.

i've made a promise to MYSELF, to fix things up.

i'll try my best to.

so that's the first 2011 resolution haha:)

disorder

whoa it's CANDYLAND PROMTAY!

...and i'm NOT going:(

bye dyana. benci kau

it's my hormones i bet.

i decided to go to that addmath's stuff and i'll be missing all these for that

i don't know, like, trying to do some good deeds

22nd; i changed the date and i blew people off.

sorry

ADAM

AMIE

AMIRY

AYU

ESYA

FYQA

HAZMAN

IRFAN

ISMAH

TASHA

TYA

i don't know how to beg apologise. but guys, i am begging it:(

24th; i couldn't catch you guys out to cosmo's world. sorryyyy again:(

i'm really sorry girls:(

the story of a freak, a fucking bitch, a dumbass sex addict, and a nanny

one word: rubbish

jerboa

I really want to pet you!

be mine, please

school berak

those are the hottest topic on facebook;

1) homeworks

2) study

and loads of school's stuffs.

teka teki

cuba teka gambar apakah ini?

ini katil saya. belum tengok lantai lagi.

tanggapan 1: bilik saya bersepah kerana terlalu gigih membuat kerja rumah di siang hari dan mengulangkaji pelajaran di malam hari

tanggapan 2: bilik saya bersepah kerana terlalu gigih tidur di siang hari dan keluar di malam hari

if you are not brainless, then you will go with thought 2.

homework satu pun tak sentuh. entah mana handout pun aku tak tahu

sedang saya bergembira mencuci mata di beberapa blogshop terkemuka tanahair, sesuatu telah pop keluar dari chatbox saya di facebook.

ahmad badrul rupanya

"hi darling, how are you i miss you sooooooooo much"

"SHITTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPP!"

balas saya sambil

yes, middle finger. everybody knows that. even morons. i bet the nerves in my middle finger is the most active part of my body. faster than the brain.

i've tried to make it activeless or lower expectation of it, active less.

but it's not working. life's getting clumsy now. just like my room, or better.

*aku tahu korang semua mesti gelakkan aku masa aku balas sapaan korang. bergembiralah menjadi teruna teluran di sana. walaupun anda semua bukan lagi teruna. sorry syifaa mahsuri dan alin.

finger cross

7th december 2010

one new message

luqman: kecik jom lepak. aku kt kl dengan afif

me: mama, keluar kejap

"NO"

jawab mama ringkas

beberapa minute kemudian,

telefon berbunyi

irfan: kecik, jomla genting. last offer; kau bawa around 50 je. makan aku support

me: mama, nak pergi genting

"NO"

jawab mama ringkas

beberapa minit kemudian,

one new message

lulu: kecik, ang join la. tak ramai ada ni

me: mama, pleaseeeeee.

abah: pergi dengan siapa?

me: irfan, luqman, afif, malon, chot

*abah mempamerkan muka yang memberikan aku h

arapan*

"NO"

jawab mama ringkas

beberapa saat kemudian

alin: kecik, ikut aku jom. pergi kedah. dengan syifaa',faez,fadh,bud,ali

me: mama, alin ajak pergi kedah. 15-19 ni.

"NO"

JAWAB MAMA RINGKAS.

mama saya simple orangnya. sounds fine, right? however that's the part of her that sometimes uncapable by my body system.

(T_T)

sucks.

my appointment with my dentist cannot be delayed.

which means, the trip to pd with deeba and mira is not happening. have fun girls, i'm not in.

i missed the trip to ipoh as well.

bila buka facebook, ada gambar mereka beriang ria di sana:(

haish

mood: sedang berduka lara:(

jooo-neyy-nape(junenep)

happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to ikhwan, haaaaaapppppppyyyyy birthhhhdayyyy to youuu:D

IKHWAN ALIF BIN JUNAINEP a.k.a ABUN

happy 16th birthday

have a blast dude! mesti kau habiskan free call with having a LOOOONG conversation with ekin kan? haha

i thought of uploading a picture. masa aku gaduh dengan kau. haha later i guess

new crave

"kau ni semua vintage camera nak!"

aku request dekat abah lomo smena

and i got that as the answer.

what's the cruelest pain is, i got my account blocked by my beloved mama.

finally. lepas spend most of them on clothes.

balik from asrama*vomit* bila unpack barang idk mana nak sumbat baju daripada locker asrama.

balik kajang saya have fun dengan adik saya yang sugar high

*adik-adik dan mama abah yang sugarhigh.

it's Saturday night and saya pergi mamak bersama abah dan adik, ehem, bibik saya.

takde life betul! there's a group of weirdo semua baju hitam duduk sebelah meja saya cerita about boarding school's stuffs. runner, ketua asrama, warden and stuffs. blueks

i wasn't stalking people. they talked as if they are telling the whole kedai mamak about it

saya dan minah endon

:(

current mood : heartbroken, angry, disgust, annoyed and all those bad feelings.

buka blog semua cerita pasal how awesome paramore's concert was.

paling menyakitkan hati bila ada BUDAK ASRAMA pergi with first class ticket

pieces

update: i'm missing my girls and jasminians so bad:(

study group

subjek: biology

chapter 6 : nutrition

subjek: bahasa melayu

saya ada seekor anjing. namanya jobot. matanya sepet, tinggi, dan berbadan kurus. jobot ni pemalu orangnya.

subjek : modern mathematics

state the total of the pimples that can be found in the picture above

subjek: physics

21) whan can you deduce based on the diagram above?

a. bernoulli's principle

b. frictional force

c. gravititional force

d. buoyancy force

e. acceleration

f. velocity

g. density

e. all the answers above

geek in the pink

study group

lah sangat

kepada calon calon PMR, ini adalah cara cara paling efektif untuk dapat straight a's

monotonus

here's some updates setelah survived selama 4 weeks dekat S - A - B - D - A

i got a dream of my lomo. at first aku ingat dah habis the whole role of it. tiba tiba boleh pakai another 3 pieces. aku bangun and sengih macam **** haha.

aku menopaus dengan lulu

and the way dia pujuk is very random haha

sixteenth

top to bottom

guess what i got from adam, a waterproof camera that i've been desired for, lomo aquapix! kau memang memahami haha

dooooooooooodolls from amie. thanks! aku suka gila haha. it's adam's idea. he said that it's face looks exactly like mine "=,=

plushie from chot and miry. look that katak ada heart in it's pocket.awww~

btw guys, thanks for an awesome birthday celebration!:)

background gambar gambar ni memang kelakar. masa ni dekat rumah mira, another so called study group.

guess what i'm doin?

GOTCHA! haha

I can't get my homeworks finished back at home because i can easily get distracted by my lil bro and sis

since i'm not fasting today so i pack my books and go to McD teluk intan. (yeah BALIK KAMPUNG HAHA!:)

in the end i got distracted by facebook, by irfan haziq to be exact. we start to talk about my birthday's present and all that so in the end my chemistry's scrap book is just another broken dream

finally dapat juga berbuka dengan jasminians. haha it's karaoke to be exact. i got a video of the-so-artist; ALI RAFIQUE.

i couldn't take this anymore

i'm done

i opened up eclipse's page on myspace

the movie's available in IMAX untill 15th July

school break, 16th July:(

i broke down soo bad for this

currently i am dropping my tears and EFF BOMBS altogether

baby,i'm sorry:(

i'll be late for our date. but i promise i'll meet you sooo soon

*regarding the image above, sorry but demetri makes me picked him over you,alice

trivia #2

being in SABDA,

what's the biggest turn off?

being TALKED DOWN BY SOMEONE STUPID BUT SENIOR TO ME

me,either

seduced

the not-so-virgin-because-HALOBAed faez
weyh kecik,jom laa turun besok. gedik laa kau! ckpla kau nak jumpe kawan sebentar haha

kecik yang virgin
alaaaaaaaaaa kau ni tkperlu lah buat aku sedih.seriously tkboleh aku dekat rumah kawan bukan roslan.

the not-so-virgin-because-HALOBAed faez
oh yeke.let say if kau boleh pergi ke,text sahaja atau panggil nombor saya haha.have fun weh:p

kecik yang virgin
nvm nanti jumpa cuti 2 weeks ni.aku nk launch buku aku pula haha.

the not-so-virgin-because-HALOBAed faez(again)
apa lah kau ni,orang buat buku kau pun terhegeh hegeh nk buat.orang buat anak,kau tknak pulak buat.poser lah kau,pergi kawan dengan justin a.k.a nazmi kamal hahaha

kecik yang decent heheh
aku mainmainlah kote!aduish haahaa okaylah bye apapa aku txt

faez yang tk virgin,i guess
huh?kau nk main kote pulak ? aish apela nk jadi dengan kau ni,tula,skola dengan orang asli lagi hahaha ok2 bye takecare!

bengong.aku raba tetek kau lagi baru tahu haha rindu lah and aku sangat nak pergi youth10 bersama mereka.nk kembali ke zaman jahiliah.ASTAGHA

But just now i had a very good time at pavi(eww teringat benjamin) and pwtc(youth10:) with tasha,irfan,adam and ikmal.thankyou fellas.

and GOAL!I WATCHED DIARY OF A WHIPY KID.now,i' on rodrick's side haha.not to betray greg but,i'd never been in his side before.
whaaaat a day:)

trivia #1

being in SABDA,

what's the worst?


it's DOUBLE CHIN

achievement

14% for addmath

ohh yeah sooo cream-among-the-cream

this is what happened when you sleep during the test and awake 15 mins before the time's up

hopefully aku boleh attend event pecah gelas tu

maybe aku ditch or bahasa budak boarding school;FLY or LALAT as told by adam

goal aku yang terdekat hehe

dahla aku missed klphotoaward. BODOH BETUL

parody of breaking dawn

seconds ago,i received a message from esya

she told me that there's a PARODY OF BREAKING DAWN!titled;NEW DAWN

enough with NIGHTLIGHT,should i buy this one too?

it's cheaper than nightlight though ; 48 bucks and even thicker

meera oh meera

mira cakap,

'kau ni jangan la letak m e e r a.ka tahu tk ada nama keling macam tu HAHAHA:D'

now dekat rumah dia

lepas rindu (la sangat.aku rasa aku menaikkan bil elektrik dia je haha sorry mr shaharuddin)

aku baca balik txts dia dalam phone aku.

she frequently said "MRSM.MRSM.MRSM.MRSM*million times*

before masuk,berangan nak jadi penolong ketua pengawas what-so-ever-as-long-ada-pangkat

now,complain these and thats.

dah la pernah menjalinkan hubungan tertutup dengan mr bongbong (bukan nama sebenar) HAHA

bila nak main water fight lagi woi?rindu gila

surrounded

ramai jasminians,the girls,mainly asked me this question

'how's your senior,i mean,the guys:p hehehe'

okay perumpamaannya begini

JASMIN ada SATU benjamin.
SABDA ada BERPULUH-PULUH benjamin.

i've pitcured you guys out clear enough right?

ibarat katak bawah tempurung

the trailer is released days ago

i PATHETICLY CONFESS that i only found it out today

i really took the risk by choosing boarding school






and hellyeah it is on 30th march
i might DITCH for this

diary of a whimpy kid

i am soooooooooo in to the book,i mean books
from diary of a whimpy kid to rodrick rules to do-it-yourself book to the last straw to dog days

they are all AWESOME!



i can't wait for it but fad told me that it won't be in malaysia:(


from the trailer, i can say that
since rodrick is damn hot in the movie, LODER DIPER isn't a really bad idea HAHAHAHA:)

show off bagi benjamin tengok.aku rasa pic ni lagi worthy dari pic perfume armani yang dia google tu HA-HA

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dasar lupa daratan.aku yang promote ten layered pizza tu tapi kau makan dulu

ohh awesome my laptop has back to normal even some of the features and softwares are gone

jakun macam orang asli

to show abah that i'm a grown-up

i decided to take the train from kl sentral to kajang by my own feet

iman was suppose to drive me home from kl sentral but unfortunately he couldn't make it.

so,this is how is it

the journey started with an 'antique' bus.the seats smell unpleasant.haprak macam meera's underarms haha

after hours of sneezing,the bus drop by a mamak store.teringat rest1 hehe

ouh yay sumpah rindu gila mamak(nasi,kari kepala ikan,ayam doreng,sambal ayam,kicap)
i ate vigorously and it caused tasha's tummy to starve

i reached kl sentral safely.alhamdulillah:)

while i'm sipping the cream out of my feeling(thanks tasha ily),irfan and miry reached us.
only then i remembered that i owed irfan a java chip
tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut bye duit.

then teman miry tunggu parents dia
ohh yea miry,have a safe journey to london.sorry lupa nk wish goodbye.aku lupa flight kau pukul 10.masa tu aku membuta lagi.ingat barang yang ak pesan;jansport backpack,jacket burberry,bensimon sneakers,cardigan maxmara and POLAROIDS!!aku tahu muka kau ada.

then tasha,ayah dia greeted irfan and me in a very suprising way.kena prank macam dalam cerita bang2boom.sumpah aku terkejut.

so tinggal aku and irfan.

we lead to our own way.
i met ebi and i took the train with her and a sabdarian.tk ingat nama,sorry but thanks!he lifted my bag:)

unfortunately dalam train,i STOOD RIGHT BESIDE A CHINEESE GUY YANG ADA BAD BREATH.i almost fainted.

sampai rumaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

i called meera and wet myself for 3 hours in shower room then

sabda

there, i got reprimands again and again

give me some spaces to blend in

to anyone who feels that i crossed the limits, sorry

i ain't perfect

and stop judging me from the way i act

and untuk pornstar melayu,cikaro endon,sailormoon,kepala senget dan yang sama waktu dengannya,lagu gives you hell tu sangat sesuai dengan kau.semua dah bosan dengan drama murahan kau.aku rasa macam nak curse kau macam melayu curse cina dalam movie gadoh.

nightlight

I'M A TWILIGHTER BUT I OWN A PARODY OF TWILIGHT

ABSURDLY ABSURD

the not-so-smart investment but i couldn't resist. i mean, HOW TO?

it is not my fault for seducing abah to drop by alamanda before i leave to sms bagan datoh

i saw a black colour covered book with an image of bitten apple on

i was like,"whaat the?poseur!"and the title;nightlight with the twilight font

i take the book and only then i noticed; a parody

my eyes opened broad

and i feel like screamin too

i sleak the pages.i laugh with my leg tappin on the floor

that is sooo a parody

i gave a call to arvina

she said; are you out of your mind? 55 bucks for 154 pages? for sure it is not worth it

and i put that book back to it's rack.but i don't feel right.i grabbed it back and rush to the counter.

MY HAND SHIVERS AS I PASSED THE NOTES TO THE CASHIER

i felt the sense of regret.but there's no turning back.he scanned the barcode.

mama mumbled.

i called iman and tell him about the book.

he said;"it's only 55 bucks.chill babe"

wak luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.kau kaya boleh cerita la tuuuuut

it is not that baaaad because i spent my cash on book.whooaaaa i can call myself as a bookworm then hahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

sahabat aww

amirah aqilah

go for it

MRSM TROLAK cantik yawww

better kau pergi or else,

aku spread pic smiling tummy tu hahahahaha

nanti malam kita hang on the phone okay baby?

akmal adibah

kau pun sama

aminuddin baki yaww

(i have no idea on why i keep yaww-ing recently.sooo old school)

oh yeah there's some pics of farewell party yang aku tak upload.

go through this link to see some from athirah nordin

hasyakilla

goodluck

thanks sebab ni

aku rushing nanti aku bagi few more tips okay

athirah cakap

"i can live anywhere with the internet"



me either.

it's the biggest deal

ramlee

aku baca blog dia

kau cuba nak mess around kan?

NICE TRY

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*maaf saya twilighter tegar

karma

my goal: to live my life to the fullest

or maybe not

that school ;

i have no words for it

in both good and bad way

the facilities:AWESOME!
the hall,sound absorber,i have LOCKER in my class(arvina won't be happy to find this out),tennis court(athirah won't be happy i guess)

oh yeah,FLAT SCREENS!
i snapped some pictures of it(mesti benjamin jakun kan?kan?kan?aku snap sebab nak jealouskan dia hehehehehehe)

i was able to crawl out of my blanket by 5:30 AM.
AMAZING!or bizarre.
sounds impossible but it WAS impossible

the competition:
S.O.S i'm not a GENIUS!
and their social life;
freaks me out
it is abnormal to talk or walk around with the opposite sex.
superb awkward
the attire
aku macam ustazah yaww.pakai stocking yaww
the culture
i have to greet every single person i met
the dormmate
THEY ARE AWESOME!so far hehe

and the spirits,passions,stuffs like that.
i love the unity

living there for two days feels like two years
i got more friends in the first day more than i expected.THANK GOD!

i thought of uploading some pictures.too bad i left my thumbdrive.'great'

i got the 36th place for marathon
hahahaha sucha loser
there's plenty of athletes and geniuseseseses

i'm beating them all the way up!*berwawasan*


i miss AMIRAH AQILAH AKMAL ADIBAH dll(rushing so later je)

selamat tinggal suami-suami

last night edward sneaked into my room

"don't do anything reckless",he wishpered in my ears

okaybabysweethearthoneybee;

i won't.

demetri promised to come to perak and visit me there.i'll be waiting for you

to ijat;aku bukan KHUNSA la woi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just committed a very big mistake to a very wrong person

though he said 'case closed', the blame is still around

sorry.sorry.sorry.sorry.sorry.sorry.sorry.sorry.
berbillionbillionmilliontrillionsorry.

i reciprocate him in a very wrong way.

aku dah banyak sangat menyusahkan dia.once aku over the top sampai menyusahkan family dia.

ya ALLAH ampunilah hamba kau yang berdosa ini.

betul la ezra cakap,

"kau baru form 3,JAUH LAGI"
masa kau cakap aku rasa nak lempang je(sorry hehe).

memang JAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH SANGAT LAGI

*hope you read this

farewell

last night,
we were hangin on the phone

u begged me not to go
and your tears flow

i'd never realised that i'm your oxygen

surat buat puan rahimah

maaf saya ponteng class addmath lagi hari ini.

maaf saya menggetik di kafe siber tanpa arah tuju sedangkan rakan rakan saya buat muka ketat kerut-kerut dahi belajar addmath

harap cikgu tak baca

relief

lucky i found a friend WHO WILL BE in sms bagan datoh.

i wont be aroused to figure out what kind of humans are there ANY LONGER

i'll blend in with the nerds.aww

*butterflies*

bukan publisiti murahan

terkejut beruk,unta,tapir,ikan kerapu,burung dan etc2(beberapa jenis haiwan lain)

TAHNIAH. ANDA DITAWARKAN KE TINGKATAN EMPAT (4) DI SEKOLAH BERASRAMA PENUH SEPERTI DI BAWAH BAGI SESI PERSEKOLAHAN TAHUN 2010
AGILIRAN	:	BD117K083
NO. KAD PENGENALAN	:	940909105630
NAMA	:	ANIS AMIRA BINTI ROSLAN
SEKOLAH ASAL	:	BEA4626 - SMK TAMAN JASMIN 2
NO. TELEFON	:	019-2763254
NAMA SEKOLAH	:	SMS BAGAN DATOH
ALIRAN	:	SAINS TULEN
ALAMAT SEKOLAH	:
	:
POSKOD	:	36100
BANDAR	:	BAGAN DATOH, PERAK
NEGERI	:	PERAK
NO. TEL. SEKOLAH	:	05-6466331
TARIKH PENDAFTARAN : 02 FEBRUARI 2010 ( SELASA )
Penawaran rasmi adalah tertakluk kepada Surat Tawaran Rasmi daripada Kementerian Pelajaran Malaysia. aku dah cuba copy web page.tapi takboleh.ali,kalau nak bukti esok aku bawa surat.hahha

envy

ali jealous dekat edward cullen sebab edward hot but ketiak dia tak basah macam ketiak ali.

ali jealous sebab ali kena paksa sambut thaipusam memandangkan badan dia boleh letak banyak cangkuk.

okay,dari sudut tu,kau lebih bagus dari edward.

lagi satu,demetri volturi dah lamar aku.maaf edward,malam ini saya busy.candle light dinner.aww.

ali ketiak basah

edward ada penis sebab tu bella mengandung.anak dia immortal.wow

nama dia renesmee'

enes:empena nama anis.bukan anis hakimah tapi anis amira.

rejected

maaf ada pembetulan,

permohonan saya untuk turun ke kelas wawasan telah ditolak.

lalu saya memohon untuk duduk di kelas harapan.

juga ditolak.

terima kasih abang najib yang jambu kerana memperkenalkan sistem kuota ini

akhirnya aku dah jumpa cara untuk atasi goose flesh:::shaving

mudah.agar tiada lagi bulu roma yang boleh meremang

hai semua,saya pelajar ibnu sina hahahaha.

i hate my school

babik dapat satu kelas dengan benji.tuuuut

okay post ini untuk shahmin,harap kau baca.

babe,thanks sebab sudi switch dengan aku.aku nak duduk kelas wawasan.
so that bila aku ponteng and tidur cikgu takkan curse kelas ibnu sina.

just wonder korang ;arat tak dengar cikgu ulang ayat ni;

kamu ni harap sina,tapi perangai hampeh macam tekun,tuuut and tuuut.

cuba bayangkan benda ni,

ANIS AMIRA BINTI ROSLAN
4 IBNU SINA

goosebumps siot