school holiday?i spent most of my time with sleeping,sleeeeping and a lil bit of ym-ing.
homework?haram.buku?haram.once aku baca time dkt harvest.
hangout?nope.twice planned.but both not working.and kau cakap aku SUWEY.gila punya meon.both sbb tkde transport.ong ong dan memel la weh!i'm not the oneee.
i rarely got up early in the morning.
*i manage to get early once.ONLY
normally.3:00 pm and above.
i'm dying because mama don't let me out.beliau ckp aku overspent last two weeks.ala ma,that's what human call SHOPPING.
i do some shopping for shoes and bags with mama and ana.punya la besar sogo but i bought one pairs of shoes after all.bags?none of them.
and mama bising.
"kau tu picky sgt.kau ckp LEWRE's too much.buta ke?"
ngee~
I MISS YOU GIRLFRIENDS!
anis hakimah rempit tegar
-bila nk rempit lagi woi?
akmal adibah bini sood
-sori kau call aku tk angkat
athirah noordin mat top
-pornstar!miss your balls!
amirah aqilah jiran sebla ruma
-woi brp lama tk menapak rumah kau
atiqah shazlin
-rindu pool ruma kau
mrs nazril anak mat top and rockstar
-bila nk belanja aku chicken chop lagi????
holy-dying(holidaying)
MERDEKA KA?
randomly taken during school's merdeka celebration.u can even count the number of flags,HUH?
thanks to TUN ABDUL RAZAK.
for making this happen.you're the man
kemalangan
setelah merempit bersama anis hakimah otw balik dr terawih,
aku eksiden.motor bertemu jalan tar.
kejadian selanjutnya dan butir-butir kemalangan akan diberithu ats kebenaran
ANIS,ALI,RAMLEE,FADH(thx for being serious),ALIN,QIST,FAZIRA and semua yg menjadi saksi kejadian.
motor tersebut mengalami kecederaan parah dimerata tempat.
only two things were in my head during that accident,
1.nasib tk bawak cam.klu tk mesti jatuh berkecai
2.nasib ANIS HAKIMAH tiada di atas motor
GOD BLESSED ME BEEBEEEEH!
ALHAMDULILLAH syukur nikmat kepada tuhan yang memberi rahmat.ooooooooooooo....................
berkaraoke jamban!
pusat maksiat
anis versi jahat,BAPAK,anis versi baik
atiqah,anis jahat,bapakbut he couldn't make it.
two possibilities,
-he's retired from being a gay
-mr joned won't let him out with gays.
and so,his mom let him out with us on excuse,"nk bayar hutang pak tam"(cibai ah kau)
lpas menapak ke mp,semua blank.ktorang pg 7e and fahim terpaksa belanja kitorang ais-krim.he accidently took out his 50 notes.padan muka kau.
karaoke jamban,lagu mj and screamo belaka.
koko
malas nk rotate
gedikmelampau
persoalan.
SIMIN tu apa?
ohh en akmal azri,en fahim john dan makcik memel.(weh hutang rest 1 aku mana korang?)
jgn bt aku suspicious.
siapa tahu?
i'm begging u for the answer!
aku kena bahan dgn perkataan 'SIMIN' sejak rabu lps.smlm la kn?
klu;berkaitan dgn jantina atau hormon(i think so).aku nk lagi detail.
is that good enough for SBP?
i've got all my papers back and marks,for sure.
kurang memberangsangkan.
on excuse,aku tk gemar buat orang terangsang.
just now i've obtained my english paper and I BEAT arvina's mark.
OOOOOOOOOH YEAAH!!!!!!!!
kenduri kendara
wild children and aunt.they're handwaving but i was too late to snap that precious moment.
the gay nannies
handwaving.shake your ass kids!
wildchild:)
guru matematik saya
ahmad fahim john.
ohh TERIMA KASIH DAUN KELADI DAUN KELAPA DAUN PANDAN DAUN NIPAH DAUN PISANG DAUN BUNGA RAYA DAUN POKOK JAGUNG DAUN BUNGA KERTAS DAUN KAKTUS DAUN urm, dan segala daun yang ada. and yeah,sila ambil DAUN KOPI kau.
kau genius.
nasib kaw ad.haha.sng je act.tido lagi dlm klas.kan?
nnt ak blanje kau minum ice skyjuice dkt tgi fridays.nk?ak offer johnie walker kaw tknk kan?
btw thx to everyone who taught me maths;
.puan setia salleh.
.puan rohaya.
.TAN SRI ROSLAN ABDUL RAHIM.
.khairul anwar b mohd khairuddin.the genius DRAGQUEEN.
.amirah aqilah shaharuddin.
.amir ikram b urm,spe bpak kau?
.******* *******bin **************.haha tk kuasa ak marketkn kau.ajr aku sambil smoking spe suruh.ngee
paper maths da dpt pun.
and HAHA.
trial?
ok qwertyuyrwrkuyutyuityuighjkghjkhdgfzcvbnwfegrh gila.i've created a post.and when i was about to click 'publish post' just now,skrin laptop tiba-tiba gelap.i was like, BAAAAAAAABIIIK!
i was out of mood.penat je ouh.ARGH!
'so how was trial?'
and the answer is,
"haha!"or louder and worse than that,"warghwargh100000x!'
but if the questions is compared to previous year's.it was somuchmore easier.
NUR HASYAKILLA BT ZAINAL,
hey kata-kata itu doa.THANK YOU for calling me genius.i really hope so;D
tu je.malas.
TRIAL
ok pmr victim.sila sedar diri sekarang.
JASMINE IDOL:D
i was like,OMGOMGOMG!!he's cute bebeh!!! (haha terbeliak bijik mata)PAK TAM siap ad fan club lagi.
*POK TE, actually.
izrul,a member pok te's fan club
pok te's fan club
me and syira.aiman sesat
shira.she's pretty.and i'm talented.pandai kan aku snap?kan?kan?
finalists.aiman tgok sini lahh!haha.:D
ke 'anak-anakan'
aku:lanshau.mampos aku ah.cibs.aku pecah rahsia kaw baru tawu.
.kuku berlampu.kuku berlampu.kuku berlampu.kuku berlampu.
i'm not a faker.i confess that i addicted to this.
the next day,i brought my nails to school.
mangsa batak,
1.3 wawasans.except NAZMI."it's standars six's".ke MOYANG-MOYANGAN.
2.kak miza
3.kak mila
4.kak hani
5.anis hakimah
6.cikgu khairi
7.nadhiratul izuwa
8.hanis syuhada
9.anis najihah
dowang berebut-rebut nak pakai bnd tu.lawak sial.esp yunk perempuan,terus mengaku yunk aku ni lesbo dowang.
rawrr!
ada lakhnat selalu ckp,"alah,kaw tu budak lagi".
cibet(ape ni?)
yes i am.'budak'or in the other words,'keanak-anakan'
terima kasih.i felt very young when you say so.
have u ever heard,ke'emak-emakan'?if a hypocrite is pretending to act like a 'grown ups',yes he/she is.
tuuuuuuut
aku da setting but still tak bole post comment gak.tuuuuuuuuut.
adoi.
btw,lintah!aku menang ah.cube kira brp post aku harini.
adik,gf anda obesiti
nad and syud hangout kat uma aku after school.syud sits on the top of my study table anddd
kaki meja tu patah.
bizarre
*bangga sial.siap pose hidung kembang lagi
4)adibah wore glasses to school.OMG she's short-sighted.
*haha.makcik.rabun tiba-tiba je.
5)syafiq turned his hair bald.we called him castello and he could not fade the truth.
6)i didn't finish my bm homeworkS and pn subashini didn't get mad at all.freaky.i think she's sick.7)i beated nabilah during mathematics class.weird huh?but,YAYY!
8)amirah aqilah shaharuddin was a big bully today.she pulled off my tudung a lotslots of time and i screamed.pn khalida put the blame on me.amira was totally safe.lanshau kan kau?lepas ni aku bogelkan kau lepas tu bawak lari baju-baju kau.
9)I DIDN'T FALL ASLEEP DURING SCHOOLTIME.omgomgomgomg!
.goosebumps attacked my whole body.
wth is headin up act?
komentar
credit to:syakilla
i got this pix bile aku search 'monkey on a wheelchair' kat google image.at first aku search 'handicapped monkey' tapi mcm2 gambar lucah keluar.
ok peeps,now u may leave a comment:D
kendurikendara:D
landmark,
the cullen's mansion
*i'm having a hard time to upload this image.it might because the cullens really don't want me to unveil their clean big secrets. so,they send NESSIE to unplug my connection.
btw,don't take a wrong way by heading to LA PUSH or else u'll see the hairy,freakingly ugly jacob black legam.pfft.
but then,it's kinda of frustating because most of my cousin could not make it.dushdush.finee,your excuses is acceptable.they were thinking too much abot JASPER.he's a newborn.
PICTUREs OF THE DAY
mad,kenapa kaw botakkan kepala?freakin gilee muke kaw.
credit to:anis hakimah(pornstar)
"wei lintah!sebab ni lahh aku ta reply msg kaw"
aku tetap rockstar even pakai baju kurung pink(bloody hell pink)
*i shrunk this pix so that u won't see my super messy room with sorts of lingeries on the floor.
chef khairul anwar,your cocktail was awesome.i didn't have the chances to enjoy it.could you make another one for me,genius:D?
shoot!the coctail is no longer around when i want to have another glass'es' of it.
