rojak

the most worthy 10 days after almost 18 years of breathing

2012-01-20T05:59:00.000-08:00

hello readers! after a SHORT while. it has been decades since the last update. i wasn't busy, just the overwhelming laziness and since taking a SHORT NAP is a priority. heh whaaaat a lazy bum!

actually, i finally found a strong reason to update this blog.

i joined an adventure camp for 10 days. OUTWARD BOUND SCHOOL located in LUMUT.

thank you SAIDATUL NUR SYIFA for tagging me along:)

so, here's some of it

DAY 1

ntg much, really. it's not worth typing muahahaha

DAY 2

my fave part is to play the squirrel tree and earthquake stuffs. and yong yap won the telematch!

DAY 3

basic of kayak and the rope stuffs. malas laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa to press the keyboard

DAY 4

where the real adventure begin. we went up to the peak of BUKIT PANGKOR and dang it is no easy job with 12 kg burden on your shoulder. due to my petite figure, i carried the load on my neckline while the rest carried their haversack on their shoulder and hips

by the night, syifa and i were greeted by natasha hudson. that was funny though because she called us bang and we started to stare towards each other's body.

DAY 5

climbing TWO PEAKS in a day is CRAAAAAAAAAAAZY mann! but it is worth the exhaustion when i reached teluk sekadih which i've been wanting to be at sooo badly.

DAY 6

mandi laut like i've never done that before! WEEEEHOOO that was awesome mann! in the night, we played some games and that was sooo hillarious to fool others around. and i slept for 30 mins only.

DAY 7

i have to kayak all the way from pangkor to lumut.

DAY 8

solo camping. i was interrupted by at least 20 monkeys. they tried to steal my food! they managed to take my rice, brought the whole plastic up to the tree and poured it all over the ground. NICE ONE MONKEYS! frankly, solo camp was soo peaceful

DAY 9

mannnn this could be my most favourite night! we were singing our heart out untill latee night. and we were chatting untill the morning comes. thanks amy for some basic of playing guitar

DAY 10

leaving! i thought of spending my day at pangkor and return back home in the evening but the PEOPLE OF MANJUNG invited me to spend a few days there. AND HELL YEAH THAT WAS AWESOMEEEE!

to my dearest EX BOUNDERS,

THANK YOU FOR ALL THE MEMORIES! THE MOMENTS TOGETHER CAN BE called as THE TIME OF MY LIFE:)

TO Syifa Kamal

thank you for inviting me and the lunch!

TO yong yap

thank you for the patience sebab i'm the worst cook ever alive

TO GROUP 2 (yong han)

thank you for the moments together

TO afifah and nadia

thank you sbb bg i spend a night at your place

TO amy and azhariff

thank you for the ride! and jadi tour guide aku haha

TO AMY

TERIMA KASIH BANYAK BANYAK DAUN KELADI SEBAB NEVER FEEL TIRED OF BULLYING ME

let's meet again someday okay? :) it is very nice to know you guys:D

and yeah i'll upload some pictures soon(as soon as i get over my laziness)

muhasabah

2011-04-10T00:30:00.000-07:00

i got this from esya " You've worked very hard to be the person you've become. Do NOT let ANYONE, under ANY circumstances, make you fell you're ANY less than you KNOW you are. ‘Self-worth’ is as important as it sounds. " self-note; STUDY LAH KECIL! YOU'VE REACHED THIS FAR AND THE SCHOOL'S ALMOST OVER. SPOILED BRAT!

ATE

2011-04-02T15:23:00.000-07:00

gitu le ghopenye kalau ingke bebenor

i went to central market for this event.

last two weeks. on SATURDAY

untill today, i am still clueless on how can i get THE DATE WRONG

it was suppose to be on may 7 but i went to anexxe gallery on 19TH MARCH 2011

totally '=,=

2011-02-11T23:48:00.000-08:00

i finally got my email opened and updated after months without it

yeah and the only yang aku baca adalah those from lomography

HAIYAAAAAAA CAPTIVATING BETUL LAH

2011-02-11T23:05:00.000-08:00

currently having an extreme lust for this

heidi

2011-02-11T22:48:00.000-08:00

i watched this video long time ago but got recalled to it by someone

LOL

other than jobot, this dinky opossum is our new favourite <3

2011-02-02T09:08:00.000-08:00

one of my fav

*seriously malas nk scan. webcam kan ada

ONE OF MY LOMO FILM WENT ALL BLANK WHEN PRINTED

haiya there were three rolls of em and only two worked out.

the worst is, 2010 family trip's pic is in it. haiya

karma is a belief

2011-02-01T02:02:00.000-08:00

" as we grow older, we don't need more friends. all we need is TRUSTED friends "

i got this from a random facebook user. that is fucking true

jobot

2011-01-29T10:47:00.000-08:00

alhamdulillah, hidup lagi anjing aku.

i pet her a year ago from a rubbish bin.

whaat a stubborn dog

haih whaat a naughty dog

see! a HEALTHY AND HAPPY DOG:D

worth every tears and fears

happy birthday:)

keep barking jobot! speak human more

2011-01-14T07:44:00.000-08:00

how can someone fooled by their own emotion?

haha mann that incident was soo stupid!

the return of a bagans

2011-01-14T06:46:00.000-08:00

oooh alhamdulillah ustaz mad let me go back home:)

dr saripah wasn't in on thursday, so the appointment was delayed to friday.

mann they stuffed in a TWO-INCHED screw into my tooth. i saw my xray on the screen and i was like, OHMYALLAH*ayat adam* haha

yeah there it is

i've had awesome today:)

i hung out with su, diba and ijat.

shit i was soo jealous with ijat's D90! HE IS TOTALLY MESSING UP WITH ME NOW! dayumm

i decided to print out my lomo's film and i t costs me 60 bucks. haiyoo'=,=

ijat dropped me at alin's.

i met alin, syifaa', anis hakimah, fadh, faez, ali, ayu, bud a.k.a BUNGA CHENTA, dyy, syed, syamim a.k.a PA(seronok bertumbuk dengan kau), jazli, mirul.

they were bit surprised.

and they confessed that i was pretty snobbish lately. syed put it on and everyone agreed with him.

SORRY GUYS:(

i'm working it out. i'll try to fix it

NAK JOIN KAMU SEMUA PERGI TENGOK BRUNO MARS! i wish i'm on holiday masa tu

syed was lucky to get the 4th row masa secondhand serenade's concert. bottle tu made nab benci john haha.

semah the slut

2010-12-31T16:23:00.000-08:00

40. Kecik and Fiqa Comel made me think like a TRUE GIRL. ERGH -.-

HOI SEMAH WTF IS THIS?

41. I started to shop like girl

42. I even talk CLOTHES LANGUAGE !

43. Loves to read fashion magazines

91. Kecik made me love vintage stuffs.

#41,#42,#43,#91

feel proud to get you influenced:)

I was about to post my 2010 review but i stopped halfway. malas

post i lovee:)

2010-12-31T15:55:00.000-08:00

"2010 was not easy, I wouldn't say it was the toughest year of my life, but it was definitely not easy."

"... about why the world are so fucked up, why people need to abuse other people, why people need to act and be fake around other people, why I act and be fake around other people, why they're such thing as superiority, why animal abuse happens, and why the fuck are those people are not abused back in return, why those people kill themselves, why math does not make any sense, why I think I've failed life when I'm only 18, why I don't have fear of death anymore, why I'm thinking so much and so much more whys."

"And the first few months was hell itself. I can't fit in, I have pretty much nobody to talk to, and everything seemed so dull there"

-nazril omar-

mann i love those!

* the bolded texts are much or less like what was in my life cycle back in 2010

2010-12-29T08:04:00.000-08:00

i got a new pet pig from omegle.

her name is OINK.

and she doesn't give a shit about harry potter.

she thought i'm a BRITISH

she does even thought that malaysians can't speak english

...and she had been to krusty krab before

masalah kesihatan wanita

2010-12-28T12:04:00.000-08:00

ladies, shopaholics mainly;

to ensure that you are not suffering from mid age crisis or menopause,

click here

if you were screaming, you're doing fine

if you were not, BEWARE

why should we yell as if we just lost our virginity without having a heart to?

the answer is; WHY NOT?

haih, perempan. i'm not on of the stereotype but when it comes to spending and shopping, i couldn't resist the urge!

#2

2010-12-28T08:59:00.000-08:00

aku dah miss contest ni previous years so tahun ni i'll go for it.

so that's the resolution number two

the unholy confession

2010-12-28T04:31:00.000-08:00

bengong gila time ni. i went to the beach pakai baby blue tshirt. so when it's wet baju tu jadi transparent. i ended up pakai baju OPAH.

so that was the first day of 2010. after an awesome midnight bbq party:)

"i was dumb to think that 2010 will be a good year for me"

-nazril omar-

2010 was such a waste. double chin, hairfall, gender confused. ehh yang last tu bukan. hee.

i got my life unbalanced. my brains don't work for it's main purpose. to THINK. i was ruled by my emotion.

the worst after all; I AM CLUELESS ON HOW TO APPRECIATE SOMEONE.

someone here mean, FRIENDS

sorry friends, i've been such a jerk.

i've made a promise to MYSELF, to fix things up.

i'll try my best to.

so that's the first 2011 resolution haha:)

disorder

2010-12-18T19:51:00.000-08:00

whoa it's CANDYLAND PROMTAY!

...and i'm NOT going:(

bye dyana. benci kau

it's my hormones i bet.

i decided to go to that addmath's stuff and i'll be missing all these for that

i don't know, like, trying to do some good deeds

22nd; i changed the date and i blew people off.

sorry

ADAM

AMIE

AMIRY

AYU

ESYA

FYQA

HAZMAN

IRFAN

ISMAH

TASHA

TYA

i don't know how to beg apologise. but guys, i am begging it:(

24th; i couldn't catch you guys out to cosmo's world. sorryyyy again:(

i'm really sorry girls:(

the story of a freak, a fucking bitch, a dumbass sex addict, and a nanny

2010-12-18T19:18:00.000-08:00

one word: rubbish

jerboa

2010-12-18T19:11:00.000-08:00

I really want to pet you!

be mine, please

school berak

2010-12-16T11:20:00.000-08:00

those are the hottest topic on facebook;

1) homeworks

2) study

and loads of school's stuffs.

teka teki

cuba teka gambar apakah ini?

ini katil saya. belum tengok lantai lagi.

tanggapan 1: bilik saya bersepah kerana terlalu gigih membuat kerja rumah di siang hari dan mengulangkaji pelajaran di malam hari

tanggapan 2: bilik saya bersepah kerana terlalu gigih tidur di siang hari dan keluar di malam hari

if you are not brainless, then you will go with thought 2.

homework satu pun tak sentuh. entah mana handout pun aku tak tahu

2010-12-16T10:40:00.000-08:00

sedang saya bergembira mencuci mata di beberapa blogshop terkemuka tanahair, sesuatu telah pop keluar dari chatbox saya di facebook.

ahmad badrul rupanya

"hi darling, how are you i miss you sooooooooo much"

"SHITTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPP!"

balas saya sambil

yes, middle finger. everybody knows that. even morons. i bet the nerves in my middle finger is the most active part of my body. faster than the brain.

i've tried to make it activeless or lower expectation of it, active less.

but it's not working. life's getting clumsy now. just like my room, or better.

*aku tahu korang semua mesti gelakkan aku masa aku balas sapaan korang. bergembiralah menjadi teruna teluran di sana. walaupun anda semua bukan lagi teruna. sorry syifaa mahsuri dan alin.

finger cross

2010-12-11T00:51:00.000-08:00

7th december 2010

one new message

luqman: kecik jom lepak. aku kt kl dengan afif

me: mama, keluar kejap

"NO"

jawab mama ringkas

beberapa minute kemudian,

telefon berbunyi

irfan: kecik, jomla genting. last offer; kau bawa around 50 je. makan aku support

me: mama, nak pergi genting

"NO"

jawab mama ringkas

beberapa minit kemudian,

one new message

lulu: kecik, ang join la. tak ramai ada ni

me: mama, pleaseeeeee.

abah: pergi dengan siapa?

me: irfan, luqman, afif, malon, chot

*abah mempamerkan muka yang memberikan aku h

arapan*

"NO"

jawab mama ringkas

beberapa saat kemudian

alin: kecik, ikut aku jom. pergi kedah. dengan syifaa',faez,fadh,bud,ali

me: mama, alin ajak pergi kedah. 15-19 ni.

"NO"

JAWAB MAMA RINGKAS.

mama saya simple orangnya. sounds fine, right? however that's the part of her that sometimes uncapable by my body system.

(T_T)

2010-11-26T06:55:00.000-08:00

sucks.

my appointment with my dentist cannot be delayed.

which means, the trip to pd with deeba and mira is not happening. have fun girls, i'm not in.

i missed the trip to ipoh as well.

bila buka facebook, ada gambar mereka beriang ria di sana:(

haish

mood: sedang berduka lara:(

jooo-neyy-nape(junenep)

2010-11-19T02:39:00.000-08:00

happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to ikhwan, haaaaaapppppppyyyyy birthhhhdayyyy to youuu:D

IKHWAN ALIF BIN JUNAINEP a.k.a ABUN

happy 16th birthday

have a blast dude! mesti kau habiskan free call with having a LOOOONG conversation with ekin kan? haha

i thought of uploading a picture. masa aku gaduh dengan kau. haha later i guess

new crave

2010-11-13T10:46:00.000-08:00

"kau ni semua vintage camera nak!"

aku request dekat abah lomo smena

and i got that as the answer.

what's the cruelest pain is, i got my account blocked by my beloved mama.

finally. lepas spend most of them on clothes.

balik from asrama*vomit* bila unpack barang idk mana nak sumbat baju daripada locker asrama.

2010-11-13T10:06:00.000-08:00

balik kajang saya have fun dengan adik saya yang sugar high

*adik-adik dan mama abah yang sugarhigh.

it's Saturday night and saya pergi mamak bersama abah dan adik, ehem, bibik saya.

takde life betul! there's a group of weirdo semua baju hitam duduk sebelah meja saya cerita about boarding school's stuffs. runner, ketua asrama, warden and stuffs. blueks

i wasn't stalking people. they talked as if they are telling the whole kedai mamak about it

saya dan minah endon

:(

2010-11-03T18:51:00.000-07:00

current mood : heartbroken, angry, disgust, annoyed and all those bad feelings.

buka blog semua cerita pasal how awesome paramore's concert was.

paling menyakitkan hati bila ada BUDAK ASRAMA pergi with first class ticket

pieces

2010-10-23T02:04:00.000-07:00

update: i'm missing my girls and jasminians so bad:(

study group

2010-10-16T02:00:00.000-07:00

subjek: biology

chapter 6 : nutrition

subjek: bahasa melayu

saya ada seekor anjing. namanya jobot. matanya sepet, tinggi, dan berbadan kurus. jobot ni pemalu orangnya.

subjek : modern mathematics

state the total of the pimples that can be found in the picture above

subjek: physics

21) whan can you deduce based on the diagram above?

a. bernoulli's principle

b. frictional force

c. gravititional force

d. buoyancy force

e. acceleration

f. velocity

g. density

e. all the answers above

geek in the pink

2010-10-16T01:44:00.000-07:00

study group

lah sangat

kepada calon calon PMR, ini adalah cara cara paling efektif untuk dapat straight a's

monotonus

2010-10-16T01:34:00.000-07:00

here's some updates setelah survived selama 4 weeks dekat S - A - B - D - A

i got a dream of my lomo. at first aku ingat dah habis the whole role of it. tiba tiba boleh pakai another 3 pieces. aku bangun and sengih macam **** haha.

aku menopaus dengan lulu

and the way dia pujuk is very random haha

sixteenth

2010-09-18T09:16:00.000-07:00

top to bottom

guess what i got from adam, a waterproof camera that i've been desired for, lomo aquapix! kau memang memahami haha

dooooooooooodolls from amie. thanks! aku suka gila haha. it's adam's idea. he said that it's face looks exactly like mine "=,=

plushie from chot and miry. look that katak ada heart in it's pocket.awww~

btw guys, thanks for an awesome birthday celebration!:)

background gambar gambar ni memang kelakar. masa ni dekat rumah mira, another so called study group.

guess what i'm doin?

2010-09-08T02:59:00.000-07:00

GOTCHA! haha

I can't get my homeworks finished back at home because i can easily get distracted by my lil bro and sis

since i'm not fasting today so i pack my books and go to McD teluk intan. (yeah BALIK KAMPUNG HAHA!:)

in the end i got distracted by facebook, by irfan haziq to be exact. we start to talk about my birthday's present and all that so in the end my chemistry's scrap book is just another broken dream

finally dapat juga berbuka dengan jasminians. haha it's karaoke to be exact. i got a video of the-so-artist; ALI RAFIQUE.

i couldn't take this anymore

2010-07-03T23:31:00.000-07:00

i'm done

i opened up eclipse's page on myspace

the movie's available in IMAX untill 15th July

school break, 16th July:(

i broke down soo bad for this

currently i am dropping my tears and EFF BOMBS altogether

baby,i'm sorry:(

i'll be late for our date. but i promise i'll meet you sooo soon

*regarding the image above, sorry but demetri makes me picked him over you,alice

trivia #2

2010-06-07T02:11:00.000-07:00

being in SABDA,

what's the biggest turn off?

being TALKED DOWN BY SOMEONE STUPID BUT SENIOR TO ME

2010-06-07T01:39:00.001-07:00

me,either

seduced

2010-05-28T10:14:00.000-07:00

the not-so-virgin-because-HALOBAed faez
weyh kecik,jom laa turun besok. gedik laa kau! ckpla kau nak jumpe kawan sebentar haha

kecik yang virgin
alaaaaaaaaaa kau ni tkperlu lah buat aku sedih.seriously tkboleh aku dekat rumah kawan bukan roslan.

the not-so-virgin-because-HALOBAed faez
oh yeke.let say if kau boleh pergi ke,text sahaja atau panggil nombor saya haha.have fun weh:p

kecik yang virgin
nvm nanti jumpa cuti 2 weeks ni.aku nk launch buku aku pula haha.

the not-so-virgin-because-HALOBAed faez(again)
apa lah kau ni,orang buat buku kau pun terhegeh hegeh nk buat.orang buat anak,kau tknak pulak buat.poser lah kau,pergi kawan dengan justin a.k.a nazmi kamal hahaha

kecik yang decent heheh
aku mainmainlah kote!aduish haahaa okaylah bye apapa aku txt

faez yang tk virgin,i guess
huh?kau nk main kote pulak ? aish apela nk jadi dengan kau ni,tula,skola dengan orang asli lagi hahaha ok2 bye takecare!

bengong.aku raba tetek kau lagi baru tahu haha rindu lah and aku sangat nak pergi youth10 bersama mereka.nk kembali ke zaman jahiliah.ASTAGHA

But just now i had a very good time at pavi(eww teringat benjamin) and pwtc(youth10:) with tasha,irfan,adam and ikmal.thankyou fellas.

and GOAL!I WATCHED DIARY OF A WHIPY KID.now,i' on rodrick's side haha.not to betray greg but,i'd never been in his side before.
whaaaat a day:)

trivia #1

2010-04-18T21:46:00.000-07:00

being in SABDA,

what's the worst?

it's DOUBLE CHIN

achievement

2010-04-10T23:53:00.000-07:00

14% for addmath

ohh yeah sooo cream-among-the-cream

this is what happened when you sleep during the test and awake 15 mins before the time's up

2010-04-10T23:46:00.000-07:00

hopefully aku boleh attend event pecah gelas tu

maybe aku ditch or bahasa budak boarding school;FLY or LALAT as told by adam

goal aku yang terdekat hehe

dahla aku missed klphotoaward. BODOH BETUL

parody of breaking dawn

2010-03-15T22:43:00.000-07:00

seconds ago,i received a message from esya

she told me that there's a PARODY OF BREAKING DAWN!titled;NEW DAWN

enough with NIGHTLIGHT,should i buy this one too?

it's cheaper than nightlight though ; 48 bucks and even thicker

meera oh meera

2010-03-15T22:30:00.000-07:00

mira cakap,

'kau ni jangan la letak m e e r a.ka tahu tk ada nama keling macam tu HAHAHA:D'

now dekat rumah dia

lepas rindu (la sangat.aku rasa aku menaikkan bil elektrik dia je haha sorry mr shaharuddin)

aku baca balik txts dia dalam phone aku.

she frequently said "MRSM.MRSM.MRSM.MRSM*million times*

before masuk,berangan nak jadi penolong ketua pengawas what-so-ever-as-long-ada-pangkat

now,complain these and thats.

dah la pernah menjalinkan hubungan tertutup dengan mr bongbong (bukan nama sebenar) HAHA

bila nak main water fight lagi woi?rindu gila

surrounded

2010-03-14T09:49:00.000-07:00

ramai jasminians,the girls,mainly asked me this question

'how's your senior,i mean,the guys:p hehehe'

okay perumpamaannya begini

JASMIN ada SATU benjamin.
SABDA ada BERPULUH-PULUH benjamin.

i've pitcured you guys out clear enough right?

ibarat katak bawah tempurung

2010-03-14T09:10:00.000-07:00

the trailer is released days ago

i PATHETICLY CONFESS that i only found it out today

i really took the risk by choosing boarding school

and hellyeah it is on 30th march
i might DITCH for this

diary of a whimpy kid

2010-03-13T20:09:00.000-08:00

i am soooooooooo in to the book,i mean books
from diary of a whimpy kid to rodrick rules to do-it-yourself book to the last straw to dog days

they are all AWESOME!

i can't wait for it but fad told me that it won't be in malaysia:(

from the trailer, i can say that
since rodrick is damn hot in the movie, LODER DIPER isn't a really bad idea HAHAHAHA:)

show off bagi benjamin tengok.aku rasa pic ni lagi worthy dari pic perfume armani yang dia google tu HA-HA

2010-03-13T04:32:00.000-08:00

follow these blogs;

http://miraaqila.blogspot.com/

woi nyet kenapa upload pics zaman kebangkitan rempit tu gilaaaa?

http://adaudangdisebalikmee.blogspot.com/

dasar lupa daratan.aku yang promote ten layered pizza tu tapi kau makan dulu

2010-03-13T03:55:00.000-08:00

ohh awesome my laptop has back to normal even some of the features and softwares are gone

jakun macam orang asli

to show abah that i'm a grown-up

2010-03-13T03:18:00.000-08:00

i decided to take the train from kl sentral to kajang by my own feet

iman was suppose to drive me home from kl sentral but unfortunately he couldn't make it.

so,this is how is it

the journey started with an 'antique' bus.the seats smell unpleasant.haprak macam meera's underarms haha

after hours of sneezing,the bus drop by a mamak store.teringat rest1 hehe

ouh yay sumpah rindu gila mamak(nasi,kari kepala ikan,ayam doreng,sambal ayam,kicap)
i ate vigorously and it caused tasha's tummy to starve

i reached kl sentral safely.alhamdulillah:)

while i'm sipping the cream out of my feeling(thanks tasha ily),irfan and miry reached us.
only then i remembered that i owed irfan a java chip
tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut bye duit.

then teman miry tunggu parents dia
ohh yea miry,have a safe journey to london.sorry lupa nk wish goodbye.aku lupa flight kau pukul 10.masa tu aku membuta lagi.ingat barang yang ak pesan;jansport backpack,jacket burberry,bensimon sneakers,cardigan maxmara and POLAROIDS!!aku tahu muka kau ada.

then tasha,ayah dia greeted irfan and me in a very suprising way.kena prank macam dalam cerita bang2boom.sumpah aku terkejut.

so tinggal aku and irfan.

we lead to our own way.
i met ebi and i took the train with her and a sabdarian.tk ingat nama,sorry but thanks!he lifted my bag:)

unfortunately dalam train,i STOOD RIGHT BESIDE A CHINEESE GUY YANG ADA BAD BREATH.i almost fainted.

sampai rumaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

i called meera and wet myself for 3 hours in shower room then

sabda

2010-03-13T02:54:00.000-08:00

there, i got reprimands again and again

give me some spaces to blend in

to anyone who feels that i crossed the limits, sorry

i ain't perfect

and stop judging me from the way i act

and untuk pornstar melayu,cikaro endon,sailormoon,kepala senget dan yang sama waktu dengannya,lagu gives you hell tu sangat sesuai dengan kau.semua dah bosan dengan drama murahan kau.aku rasa macam nak curse kau macam melayu curse cina dalam movie gadoh.

nightlight

2010-03-13T02:29:00.000-08:00

I'M A TWILIGHTER BUT I OWN A PARODY OF TWILIGHT

ABSURDLY ABSURD

the not-so-smart investment but i couldn't resist. i mean, HOW TO?

it is not my fault for seducing abah to drop by alamanda before i leave to sms bagan datoh

i saw a black colour covered book with an image of bitten apple on

i was like,"whaat the?poseur!"and the title;nightlight with the twilight font

i take the book and only then i noticed; a parody

my eyes opened broad

and i feel like screamin too

i sleak the pages.i laugh with my leg tappin on the floor

that is sooo a parody

i gave a call to arvina

she said; are you out of your mind? 55 bucks for 154 pages? for sure it is not worth it

and i put that book back to it's rack.but i don't feel right.i grabbed it back and rush to the counter.

MY HAND SHIVERS AS I PASSED THE NOTES TO THE CASHIER

i felt the sense of regret.but there's no turning back.he scanned the barcode.

mama mumbled.

i called iman and tell him about the book.

he said;"it's only 55 bucks.chill babe"

wak luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.kau kaya boleh cerita la tuuuuut

it is not that baaaad because i spent my cash on book.whooaaaa i can call myself as a bookworm then hahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

sahabat aww

2010-02-06T22:48:00.000-08:00

amirah aqilah

go for it

MRSM TROLAK cantik yawww

better kau pergi or else,

aku spread pic smiling tummy tu hahahahaha

nanti malam kita hang on the phone okay baby?

akmal adibah

kau pun sama

aminuddin baki yaww

(i have no idea on why i keep yaww-ing recently.sooo old school)

oh yeah there's some pics of farewell party yang aku tak upload.

go through this link to see some from athirah nordin

hasyakilla

2010-02-06T21:43:00.000-08:00

goodluck

thanks sebab ni

aku rushing nanti aku bagi few more tips okay

2010-02-06T21:35:00.000-08:00

athirah cakap

"i can live anywhere with the internet"

me either.

it's the biggest deal

ramlee

2010-02-06T21:32:00.000-08:00

aku baca blog dia

kau cuba nak mess around kan?

NICE TRY

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*maaf saya twilighter tegar

karma

2010-02-06T20:22:00.000-08:00

my goal: to live my life to the fullest

or maybe not

that school ;

i have no words for it

in both good and bad way

the facilities:AWESOME!
the hall,sound absorber,i have LOCKER in my class(arvina won't be happy to find this out),tennis court(athirah won't be happy i guess)

oh yeah,FLAT SCREENS!
i snapped some pictures of it(mesti benjamin jakun kan?kan?kan?aku snap sebab nak jealouskan dia hehehehehehe)

i was able to crawl out of my blanket by 5:30 AM.
AMAZING!or bizarre.
sounds impossible but it WAS impossible

the competition:
S.O.S i'm not a GENIUS!
and their social life;
freaks me out
it is abnormal to talk or walk around with the opposite sex.
superb awkward
the attire
aku macam ustazah yaww.pakai stocking yaww
the culture
i have to greet every single person i met
the dormmate
THEY ARE AWESOME!so far hehe

and the spirits,passions,stuffs like that.
i love the unity

living there for two days feels like two years
i got more friends in the first day more than i expected.THANK GOD!

i thought of uploading some pictures.too bad i left my thumbdrive.'great'

i got the 36th place for marathon
hahahaha sucha loser
there's plenty of athletes and geniuseseseses

i'm beating them all the way up!*berwawasan*

i miss AMIRAH AQILAH AKMAL ADIBAH dll(rushing so later je)

selamat tinggal suami-suami

2010-01-31T23:04:00.000-08:00

last night edward sneaked into my room

"don't do anything reckless",he wishpered in my ears

okaybabysweethearthoneybee;

i won't.

demetri promised to come to perak and visit me there.i'll be waiting for you

to ijat;aku bukan KHUNSA la woi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-01-25T10:40:00.000-08:00

i just committed a very big mistake to a very wrong person

though he said 'case closed', the blame is still around

sorry.sorry.sorry.sorry.sorry.sorry.sorry.sorry.
berbillionbillionmilliontrillionsorry.

i reciprocate him in a very wrong way.

aku dah banyak sangat menyusahkan dia.once aku over the top sampai menyusahkan family dia.

ya ALLAH ampunilah hamba kau yang berdosa ini.

betul la ezra cakap,

"kau baru form 3,JAUH LAGI"
masa kau cakap aku rasa nak lempang je(sorry hehe).

memang JAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH SANGAT LAGI

*hope you read this

farewell

2010-01-19T20:57:00.001-08:00

last night,
we were hangin on the phone

u begged me not to go
and your tears flow

i'd never realised that i'm your oxygen

surat buat puan rahimah

2010-01-17T21:25:00.000-08:00

maaf saya ponteng class addmath lagi hari ini.

maaf saya menggetik di kafe siber tanpa arah tuju sedangkan rakan rakan saya buat muka ketat kerut-kerut dahi belajar addmath

harap cikgu tak baca

relief

2010-01-16T22:42:00.000-08:00

lucky i found a friend WHO WILL BE in sms bagan datoh.

i wont be aroused to figure out what kind of humans are there ANY LONGER

i'll blend in with the nerds.aww

*butterflies*

bukan publisiti murahan

2010-01-15T00:01:00.000-08:00

terkejut beruk,unta,tapir,ikan kerapu,burung dan etc2(beberapa jenis haiwan lain)

TAHNIAH. ANDA DITAWARKAN KE TINGKATAN EMPAT (4) DI SEKOLAH BERASRAMA PENUH SEPERTI DI BAWAH BAGI SESI PERSEKOLAHAN TAHUN 2010
AGILIRAN : BD117K083
NO. KAD PENGENALAN : 940909105630
NAMA : ANIS AMIRA BINTI ROSLAN
SEKOLAH ASAL : BEA4626 - SMK TAMAN JASMIN 2
NO. TELEFON : 019-2763254

NAMA SEKOLAH : SMS BAGAN DATOH
ALIRAN : SAINS TULEN
ALAMAT SEKOLAH :
:
POSKOD : 36100
BANDAR : BAGAN DATOH, PERAK
NEGERI : PERAK
NO. TEL. SEKOLAH : 05-6466331

TARIKH PENDAFTARAN : 02 FEBRUARI 2010 ( SELASA )

Penawaran rasmi adalah tertakluk kepada Surat Tawaran Rasmi daripada Kementerian Pelajaran Malaysia.

aku dah cuba copy web page.tapi takboleh.ali,kalau nak bukti esok aku bawa surat.hahha

envy

2010-01-13T01:35:00.000-08:00

ali jealous dekat edward cullen sebab edward hot but ketiak dia tak basah macam ketiak ali.

ali jealous sebab ali kena paksa sambut thaipusam memandangkan badan dia boleh letak banyak cangkuk.

okay,dari sudut tu,kau lebih bagus dari edward.

lagi satu,demetri volturi dah lamar aku.maaf edward,malam ini saya busy.candle light dinner.aww.

ali ketiak basah

edward ada penis sebab tu bella mengandung.anak dia immortal.wow

nama dia renesmee'

enes:empena nama anis.bukan anis hakimah tapi anis amira.

rejected

2010-01-08T02:34:00.000-08:00

maaf ada pembetulan,

permohonan saya untuk turun ke kelas wawasan telah ditolak.

lalu saya memohon untuk duduk di kelas harapan.

juga ditolak.

terima kasih abang najib yang jambu kerana memperkenalkan sistem kuota ini

akhirnya aku dah jumpa cara untuk atasi goose flesh:::shaving

mudah.agar tiada lagi bulu roma yang boleh meremang

hai semua,saya pelajar ibnu sina hahahaha.

i hate my school

2010-01-06T03:50:00.000-08:00

babik dapat satu kelas dengan benji.tuuuut

okay post ini untuk shahmin,harap kau baca.

babe,thanks sebab sudi switch dengan aku.aku nak duduk kelas wawasan.
so that bila aku ponteng and tidur cikgu takkan curse kelas ibnu sina.

just wonder korang ;arat tak dengar cikgu ulang ayat ni;

kamu ni harap sina,tapi perangai hampeh macam tekun,tuuut and tuuut.

cuba bayangkan benda ni,

ANIS AMIRA BINTI ROSLAN
4 IBNU SINA

goosebumps siot

yeah,new year

2009-12-31T10:12:00.000-08:00

okay starting macam okay.memang okay.an awesome bbq party.

lepastu tengok teen teen choice award for the 4th time;while romping on da floor tengok miss j the dragqueen,anak bronze pakcik joned call.

dia cakap;blablablabla
(sorry aku tkfaham kau cakap apa pun.kau call aku balik nanti okay)

lepastu dapat call lagi.dari anne yang kuat mengumpat.

"wei,kau bukak &^%$#@"

aku pun okayy je la.

lepastu sesuatu dah jadi

and aku nak cakap,

PERGI MAMPUS KAU!
AKU TARIK RAMBUT KAU YANG HOT MACAM MI LOBAK TU SAMPAI BOTAK BARU TAHU.

adoi ada je yang mess around.a white marshmallow calms me down.thanks

and aku ada buat satu perubahan yang besar nak mampus.
kalau aku cakap pun mesti anda korang ingat aku gila.

aku cakap jun pyo mengorat aku pun korang susah nak percaya.

coming

2009-12-31T00:12:00.000-08:00

sorry for not updating this blog,ALI.

i was too busy with my vacation.
*super duper awesome vacation

2009 is ending up.

and i'm updating this at somewhere in melaka.nearby the beach,bitch!

how to end this year in the most glorious way?
a bbq party at the seaside,maybe?wohooo*excited*

lynaa.SORRY TK DAPAT JOIN BIRTHDAY PARTY KAU.SORRRYYYYYY.HAVE FUN BABE.AKU TAHU IF AKU TKDE TAK BEST.hehe.

soo,HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE!

happy new year to,

mira
diba
athirah
arvina
wani
anis hakimah
alin
syifaa
wan
nad
nabila
alia

and some other girlfriends and boyfriends

kalau kaya macam mr benjamin(bukan nama sebenar)

2009-12-03T16:29:00.000-08:00

kan,aku nak beli macam2
but currently,i cant help myself from daydreaming to own these

#1

the only reason is,the bottle.haha.i've smelled the scent.it doesn't fits my nose well.
*or it doesnt fits my finance well
ekceli dah lama aku nak buat entry pasal minyak harum ni.but malaaas la.

#2

if i put on jean charles de castelbajac's,i'll be malaysian lady gaga.he is my most fav fashion designer.in my defense,he is better than michael kors(sorry).

since jean charles's outfits are quite impossible i'm lookin forward to own this

#3

it's hv been ages since the last time i entered crocs dept.and last week,after my book-hunting in borders is done,i walked around in midvalley.i entered crocs store and i saw this pair!niceeee!i loikeeeee.i gave a try on it before checkin out the price.and it is RM209.eww.GROSS

guess whaaat,i wont get my allowance for this month:(

it is my punishment since the telephone bill raises drastically.

go green party;

i'm not goin maybe.

because;

-i wont be around kajang from 16th dec to 20th dec.

-i'm savin my money.

-mama says i'm too young for such things.WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????

new moon madness

2009-12-03T13:07:00.000-08:00

dont take risk by watchin new moon for the second time if you've read the book and you're a twilighter or you're obsessed with taylor lautner or stuffes like that.
u will lost your control!just like me(and arvina)

we were almost kicked out of the cinema.

i keep applausin and wolf-whistling
oopsss
*vampire-whistling(since i'm team edward)

and each time i wish edward's line before he did,i heard a group of guys murmured at the back but i swear to god i didn't even notice that they were actually reprimanded me untill i clapped my hand when edward wished MARRY ME someone makes that 'shhhhhhhhhhh!' sound.

in the end of the movie,arvina told me the whole thing.

i was like"really???"
but who cares by the way.my first watch is noisier than that because i watched it with the twilighters so they could understand me.

i won't do that again.its the first and the last(maybe)

LMAO!

and just now someone dedicated THE KILL-30 SECOND TO MARS.

aku tk faham la.apa kaitannya dengan aku?
pelik betul la.
and untill now i dont get whether it is marry me or bury me.

new moon!

2009-11-12T02:15:00.000-08:00

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yek benci gila tengok tetek mamat ni.bajet besar.m**a(bukan nama sebenar) punya lagi besar la!

"youre the only reason i stay alive,and that's what i am"

edward:)

amira,

2009-11-12T01:06:00.000-08:00

affection?????

cakes slaughtering session

playin in the rain<33

happy 15th birthday babyyyyyyyy<33333

sorry late post menatang ni.

wow act kau lagi muda dari aku laa:)

no wonder perangai kau macam budak darjah tiga!

iloveyouusooofuckindamnmuch!

thankyou for being the most precious gift for me.
when i need you badly,you'll be there.

even we had our ups and downs,we're still together.

i couldn't afford to tell how much i love you because you'll hv no idea.

err,geli la mak jiwangjiwang ni.

singing competition

2009-11-09T09:30:00.000-08:00

i joined this competition.

such a crazy idea.
killa,zaty,shahmin,shamala,aishaha and the rest of ibnu sina and khaldun's girls encouraged me.

for sure la aku taknak!gila apa.

bila zaty offered nk main cover,i was like ohmy kau pandai main?since bila?

yes she is.she adapt to memorize chord easily.
for zaty.i will.haha

at first zaty suggested aku main bass.everything is ok but later on,aku dah tkboleh serious.gelakgelak.dahla lagu taylor swift.haram aku ingat.

and when its my turn to sing,at the beginning aku dah gelak.

dah macam orang gila kat depan tu.

bila recall balik,gila humiliating.

sorry zaty for dissapointing you.
but now,ramai dah tau youre a good guitarist kan?

thankyou zaty,
eh thankyou mak zaty.kari ayam tu sedap betul la.lain kali aku nk masuk lagi competition ni so that i can come over aand makan kari lagi.sumpah gila genius mak dia!masak kari gila hebat.

*ebi,merdu benar suara anda.kenapa?

mengayakan tauke wayang

2009-10-26T22:22:00.000-07:00

ohmyohmyohmyohmyohmy!

it's less than a month away

Only you could be more important than what I wanted… what I needed. What I want and need is to be with you, and I know I’ll never be strong enough to leave again.

-Edward Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 23, p.513-

get well soon,BABY

2009-10-20T09:27:00.000-07:00

mama irritates her right eyes.

ibarat sultan abdullah ditipu francis light SHIT

2009-10-14T13:26:00.000-07:00

the first day on school after pmr.

well i decided to be there because them girlfriends.khamis baru cuti.
"senang nk prepare for deepavali"(diba's txt).haha yelaa keling.kau buat openhouse kan?semangat betul kau celebrate deepavali.

yeah and it was a baaaaaaad idea.

the form 3s kena paksa dengar brief on how to get into sekolah teknik.cirit ah!
aku,mira,diba,anis,nad and syud lari pergi kantin and BAMMM!busted.

cikgu ajis ran after us.gila kelakar.

naik library afterward.susun kerusi plastik yang ada and tidur.
when i awake,they were no longer around.babi betul.

turun bawah dekat foyer.rehat form 4 and 5.hang around with ramlee,fad,joe,jeman and sooner,the form 5s turun.ren nampak aku and sengih2 macam apek busuk.jari tengah aku dinaikkan.macam keling kau ni!cakap tknk datang.gathered with other seniors*blown out*yg menggelabah nak balik awal and pergi cc.gaming youuu.

ok part dekat cc memang gila kelakar.aku pun tk faham kenapa memel boleh emo melampau.lompat macam gorilla sebab tk mati time dota-ing.

nasib jumpa diorang dekat sekolah.if not mati kebosanan aku kat sekolah.
cikgu gilagila cakap lepas pmr datang sbb ada activities yg best gila la,apa la.cerita nk gempak je ohh.benci aku.

2009-10-14T12:25:00.000-07:00

and PMR is over.i'm not really cheering up and feel the sensation of freedom or whatsoever as i wasn't really struggling to face pmr.well i still hv the guts to hang around in sogo,karakoe-ing with those nutty peers in pmr week.gila

and to celebrate the E.N.D,
aku,dibah,mira,anis(2),alin,ren,syed,anis(3) and my lil brother altogether choosed kajang as the spot.
we can't go any further.adoi.

gathered in mcd.thankyou ren for the treat!kau ni memang pemurah.aku suka betul kawan dengan orang pemurah macam kau.seriously bapak la ramai.beratur gila panjang.and we met Natasha!shes taller and hotter than before.

and nxt,we went to mp.karaoke time,YEAH!
gosh everyone turned wild.from jesnita to del to paga hay.
as writen in alin's we moshed,danced,raped*oopss*,groped*oopsooops*,and ...
FULLSTOP.it's just more than enough.

azami,budak kecik tu sparkled when turn on bunkface.every lines was on his brain.teruk betul influent.masa aku muda macam dia,aku layan rabbani,hijjaz,raihan,saujana.aku ingat lagi kau mengamuk sebab mama tknk belikan album hijjaz yang latest masa tu,pelita hidup(2).

pics,urgh MALAS.dekat myspace ada sikit.

tu je,kan?tk boleh cerita banyakbanyak nanti timbul fitnah.

dan anis telah mencemar duli baginda

2009-10-12T06:11:00.000-07:00

hw was pmr?no comment la nyahh.let the PAST be the PAST.bm, haram betul.keluar pasir salak. haram aku baca.tembak je la.english,i spent 1 hour on section A.5 pages and a half.science,average.geografi,aku dah check.selamat.agama,sangat basic.kalau tkdpat jawab kau memang kapir.

and result aku tengokla macam mana,i'll get what i deserve.

last week,pergi beraya.dengan tbs.still,they can't turn me on.haha.
alin,syifaa,anis,wan,dyana,fahim,syamil and hawa nafsu kami.

lepas tu one whole week pmr-ing.

and last friday,i went to pertama.nk ambil num pin mrsm*eyebrows*

thankyou anis and ren temankan i.terharu nyahhhhhh.

thankyou anis for the mingomingo.
thankyou ren for the fourleaves,ticket ktm,and dinner.eh tk,supper.ok dinner and supper altogether.

at first,pergi beli baju ren and office mara tu.and that's it.ingat nk makan je lepastu kembali ke pangkal jalan.

then,ren cakap,"karaoke nak?red box"

lancang betul mulut apek ni.

dan kami ke pusat maksiat tersebut.penuh.yang mahal je ada.
rm70 utk 3 orang.buat apa.so,kami blah dengan muka miskin.

memandangkan ada karaoke jamban di arcade yang berhampiran,so bermula la senario yang tidak begitu enak dipandang.

kami(excluding ren)mosh ketika lagulagu jiwang berkumandang.

anis balik awal.mek suruh.haha.

lepastu ren gila,ajak aku jalan kaki from ktm sampai rumah.
mengenangkan jasanya yang bertimbun,aku relakan.

dahla banyak anjing,babi betul anjing tu.
sampai rumah,abah and mama tkde so aku keluar lagi.
pergi makan pulak.in the end balik pukul 10 ke 11 entah.

pic malas nk upload.inappropriate belaka.

dah malas nk type.
out to celebrate aimi's birtday.

nanti aku buat entry pasal kau ok nyahh.

pmr

2009-10-02T01:05:00.000-07:00

mama thanks for the support.

suruh anis makan maggi,buatkan jeruk,and etc

GOOOOOOOD LUCK PEOPLE

ALI RAFIQ perogol bersiri

2009-10-02T00:56:00.000-07:00

girls,beware.

*girls and boys,beware

urgh,

2009-09-28T03:18:00.000-07:00

I resent my whole sunday with raya here and everywhere.

the day started at aunt hanim's.makan tk ingat punya.sedap siooooot.
well thanl you aunt hanim;D

konon nak buat pahala,i picked all the dishes and send them to the kitchen(VIGOROUSLY)

and she hired a new bibik

....as i put all the dishes into the sink,

BIBIK:waaduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!!!!!!!
AKU:smiled,tought of she will say,SUSAH SUSAH JEE(yg bahasa endon aku tk tahu)
BIBIK:pecah nanti tuu!!!! (super rude tone)

laaancau!pegi balik endon la minaaaaah!

2009-09-16T11:37:00.000-07:00

teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng
teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng
treeeeng
(intro lagu raya saloma)

ohh raya la woi!hahaa.i just can't wait.

raya means a looooooooot to me!

*raya money means a lot to me!

for those who are not going back to their hometown,it's pathetic i told ya.balik kampung wajib kot.

so to all my friends;

Selamat aidil fitri

Kepada saudara serta saudari(and peeps too)

Setahun hanya sekali

Merayakan hari yang mulia ini

Di masa bulan RamdanKita berpuasa hingga sebulan(except for females)

Pabila Syawal menjelma

Hari raya disambut dengan gembira(FOR SURE!)

( korus )

Miskin kaya memakai baju baru warna-warni(haha baju baruu)

Mengunjungi sanak-saudara kaum famili(for raya money)

Sungguh hebat pemandangan di hari raya ini

Tua muda wajah berseri-seri(aku harap jerawat aku hilang)

Marilah bergembira(ketika dapat duit raya and main mercun and bunga api)

Bersama menikmati hari raya

Mintak mak kuih sepotong(apa barang sepotong)

Saya mahu makan kerna perut kosong(budak kecik cacat)

*the most important part*

Maafkanlah jika ada terlanjur perkataan(mencarut)

Diharap supaya jangan disimpan

Kuberdoa selamat panjang umur murah rezki(boleh belanja aku)

Semoga Tuhan akan memberkati(if korang belanja aku)

Selamat hari raya

Hari untuk kita bersuka ria(let's set up a wild raya party)

Selamat kami ucapkan

Untuk kita hingga sampai tahun depan(i just don't get this)

Selamat haaaaari rayaaaaaaaa

tengtengtengtengtengtengtengtengteng

trreeeenggg!

berbuka di taman haram

2009-09-13T09:24:00.000-07:00

tempat;dirahsiakan.haha.kalau hebat sila teka sendiri.

aku,alia,nazril ong and athirah buka dekat ****************************.

beeeeeeeeest.haha.

naz and alia,bapak la aku mcm tgok movie twilight.gila best kot.

say thank to yr sexy cupid,naz and alia.naz ckp diorang couple atas dorongan aku.haha

pic nanti la weh.abah dh membebeeeeeeeel.

cuyaa,ANIS PORNSTAR,alin,syifaa,aizat.joned,

sori la woi.menyesal gilaaaaaaa tk join.

urgh bgun tido tgok dah 1:30.phone aku berlambak misscall.

MENYESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

(updated in rush)

090909

2009-09-12T04:03:00.000-07:00

ohh i am soo proud to be 15 on that date.and haritu banyak gila benda jadi.

this year is better than previous year eventhough nobody wished right on 12 am.

thankyou for the awesome gifts dudes and babes:)

holy-dying(holidaying)

2009-08-31T05:52:00.000-07:00

school holiday?i spent most of my time with sleeping,sleeeeping and a lil bit of ym-ing.
homework?haram.buku?haram.once aku baca time dkt harvest.

hangout?nope.twice planned.but both not working.and kau cakap aku SUWEY.gila punya meon.both sbb tkde transport.ong ong dan memel la weh!i'm not the oneee.

i rarely got up early in the morning.

*i manage to get early once.ONLY

normally.3:00 pm and above.

i'm dying because mama don't let me out.beliau ckp aku overspent last two weeks.ala ma,that's what human call SHOPPING.

i do some shopping for shoes and bags with mama and ana.punya la besar sogo but i bought one pairs of shoes after all.bags?none of them.

and mama bising.
"kau tu picky sgt.kau ckp LEWRE's too much.buta ke?"

ngee~

I MISS YOU GIRLFRIENDS!

anis hakimah rempit tegar
-bila nk rempit lagi woi?

akmal adibah bini sood
-sori kau call aku tk angkat

athirah noordin mat top
-pornstar!miss your balls!

amirah aqilah jiran sebla ruma
-woi brp lama tk menapak rumah kau

atiqah shazlin
-rindu pool ruma kau

mrs nazril anak mat top and rockstar
-bila nk belanja aku chicken chop lagi????

MERDEKA KA?

2009-08-31T05:21:00.000-07:00

randomly taken during school's merdeka celebration.u can even count the number of flags,HUH?

sec and third pics,well this is what i call SEMANGAT PATRIOTIK.just look at mira's mouth(both mira)

..the only reason for me to realize how big MERDEKA means is;

52 years freedom out of 446 blood spilling years

thanks to TUN ABDUL RAZAK.

for making this happen.you're the man

kemalangan

2009-08-23T13:19:00.000-07:00

setelah merempit bersama anis hakimah otw balik dr terawih,
aku eksiden.motor bertemu jalan tar.
kejadian selanjutnya dan butir-butir kemalangan akan diberithu ats kebenaran
ANIS,ALI,RAMLEE,FADH(thx for being serious),ALIN,QIST,FAZIRA and semua yg menjadi saksi kejadian.

motor tersebut mengalami kecederaan parah dimerata tempat.

only two things were in my head during that accident,
1.nasib tk bawak cam.klu tk mesti jatuh berkecai
2.nasib ANIS HAKIMAH tiada di atas motor

GOD BLESSED ME BEEBEEEEH!

ALHAMDULILLAH syukur nikmat kepada tuhan yang memberi rahmat.ooooooooooooo....................

berkaraoke jamban!

2009-08-10T02:47:00.000-07:00

pusat maksiat

anis versi jahat,BAPAK,anis versi baik

atiqah,anis jahat,bapak

lpas anugerah koko,aku,anis,atiqah shazlin and fahim john berombong ke kajang.

fahim was suppose to join the picnic with his gay matessss.
but he couldn't make it.
two possibilities,

-he's retired from being a gay
-mr joned won't let him out with gays.

and so,his mom let him out with us on excuse,"nk bayar hutang pak tam"(cibai ah kau)

lpas menapak ke mp,semua blank.ktorang pg 7e and fahim terpaksa belanja kitorang ais-krim.he accidently took out his 50 notes.padan muka kau.

karaoke jamban,lagu mj and screamo belaka.

eh dh la mls nk type.HAHA.klu free aku edit.tk pun korang bkak atiqah shazlinnyer blog.

koko

2009-08-10T01:57:00.001-07:00

malas nk rotate
gedikmelampau

hari anugerah koko.

i'm too tired to nag around,

uploading some pictures is enough because actions speak louder than words.kan?

3 wawasan?

2009-08-06T09:17:00.000-07:00

i'm speechless.they're acting like HAHA and HEHE.

persoalan.

2009-08-06T08:34:00.000-07:00

SIMIN tu apa?

ohh en akmal azri,en fahim john dan makcik memel.(weh hutang rest 1 aku mana korang?)
jgn bt aku suspicious.

siapa tahu?
i'm begging u for the answer!
aku kena bahan dgn perkataan 'SIMIN' sejak rabu lps.smlm la kn?

klu;berkaitan dgn jantina atau hormon(i think so).aku nk lagi detail.

is that good enough for SBP?

2009-08-06T08:15:00.000-07:00

i've got all my papers back and marks,for sure.

kurang memberangsangkan.
on excuse,aku tk gemar buat orang terangsang.

just now i've obtained my english paper and I BEAT arvina's mark.
OOOOOOOOOH YEAAH!!!!!!!!

TOTAL VICTORY;DDDDDDDDDDD

unforunately,she were absent.oh god arvina,u really should've seen my face.and my PORNSTAR LOOK-ALIKE DANCE!

kenduri kendara

2009-08-04T04:27:00.000-07:00

family gath August.

we held it at pak lang's.N9.

and we hv to passed through BUKIT PUTUS to get there.nasib siang ohh.we just heard some story about that place.kinda of haunted something.HAHA faiz was freakin out.

and so,there were soo many kids to be taken care of.they might turn wild and wilder.RAWR!

wild children and aunt.they're handwaving but i was too late to snap that precious moment.

the gay nannies

handwaving.shake your ass kids!

wildchild:)

guru matematik saya

2009-08-03T10:01:00.000-07:00

ahmad fahim john.

ohh TERIMA KASIH DAUN KELADI DAUN KELAPA DAUN PANDAN DAUN NIPAH DAUN PISANG DAUN BUNGA RAYA DAUN POKOK JAGUNG DAUN BUNGA KERTAS DAUN KAKTUS DAUN urm, dan segala daun yang ada. and yeah,sila ambil DAUN KOPI kau.

kau genius.

nasib kaw ad.haha.sng je act.tido lagi dlm klas.kan?

nnt ak blanje kau minum ice skyjuice dkt tgi fridays.nk?ak offer johnie walker kaw tknk kan?

btw thx to everyone who taught me maths;

.puan setia salleh.
.puan rohaya.
.TAN SRI ROSLAN ABDUL RAHIM.
.khairul anwar b mohd khairuddin.the genius DRAGQUEEN.
.amirah aqilah shaharuddin.
.amir ikram b urm,spe bpak kau?
.******* *******bin **************.haha tk kuasa ak marketkn kau.ajr aku sambil smoking spe suruh.ngee

paper maths da dpt pun.
and HAHA.

trial?

2009-08-03T07:28:00.000-07:00

ok qwertyuyrwrkuyutyuityuighjkghjkhdgfzcvbnwfegrh gila.i've created a post.and when i was about to click 'publish post' just now,skrin laptop tiba-tiba gelap.i was like, BAAAAAAAABIIIK!

i was out of mood.penat je ouh.ARGH!

'so how was trial?'

and the answer is,
"haha!"or louder and worse than that,"warghwargh100000x!'

but if the questions is compared to previous year's.it was somuchmore easier.

NUR HASYAKILLA BT ZAINAL,
hey kata-kata itu doa.THANK YOU for calling me genius.i really hope so;D

tu je.malas.

TRIAL

2009-07-20T10:11:00.000-07:00

ok pmr victim.sila sedar diri sekarang.

............away............

it's only for 6 torturing DAYS.

oh sabarr sabarr.

btw arvina,sorry i don't hv enough time to upload the pics that u wished for.nxt time pornstar.

amirah aqilah+ceair,

.entri tu tggu dlu.tk sempat.study ah weh.

JASMINE IDOL:D

2009-07-18T02:57:00.000-07:00

ohh anak ikan:)

i was like,OMGOMGOMG!!he's cute bebeh!!! (haha terbeliak bijik mata)

aiman,mari jadi anak ikan aku.

the most unpredicbtable,

ebi's voice.omg he really can sing well!

but it's not enough to be in top three.keep it up boy!

aiman is cute and his voice is superb,.and i predicted that.ngee:D

in the end,

ariffin holds the title JASMINE IDOL for the sec time.OMG i'm proud of u!3 wawasan kot.

syira,1st runner up.

and AIMAN,third place.

PAK TAM siap ad fan club lagi.
*POK TE, actually.

tp dpt labu sayung je.and one of his fan screamed,"mu ni pokte,dapok labu nak buot apo?mu balik umah isi labu dengan air kencing mu je"

izrul,a member pok te's fan club

pok te's fan club

me and syira.aiman sesat

shira.she's pretty.and i'm talented.pandai kan aku snap?kan?kan?

finalists.aiman tgok sini lahh!haha.:D

ramlee

2009-07-17T13:04:00.001-07:00

weh poser umar,ambik pix ni cepat.wt jahanam blog aku je.

sila belanja aku cendol lagi.

ke 'anak-anakan'

2009-07-17T12:00:00.000-07:00

adik aku pegi kedai tek seng.

and he bought a flashing,fake nail.fascinating yoww.i fight over that crap with him.

and then abah saw that.ohh totally humiliating!he drove me to min kong instantly.

aku:leng lui,ini berapa?

budak gemok:40 sen(sengih-sengih)

time ni mulut aku gatal gila nak ckp,"ni pu leng lui.choii!"(betol ke ayt ni?ak taram jee)

aku:oh really?haha.(sambil mengambil sebanyak yang mungkin)

i took my new nails home with my poker face.

faiz:kaw pun beli crap ni ke?

aku:ha'ah.best oh.it's flashing.

faiz:omg!weh moron!u r 14 to 15.
aku:lanshau.mampos aku ah.cibs.aku pecah rahsia kaw baru tawu.

faiz:(tukar topik)kaw beli benda alah ni kat mana?brp je?

aku:min kong.40 sen.

faiz:shoot!asl aku beli 50 sen?

terus aku teringat kat 'leng lui' tu.

.kuku berlampu.kuku berlampu.kuku berlampu.kuku berlampu.

i'm not a faker.i confess that i addicted to this.

the next day,i brought my nails to school.

mangsa batak,

1.3 wawasans.except NAZMI."it's standars six's".ke MOYANG-MOYANGAN.

2.kak miza

3.kak mila

4.kak hani

5.anis hakimah

6.cikgu khairi

7.nadhiratul izuwa

8.hanis syuhada

9.anis najihah

dowang berebut-rebut nak pakai bnd tu.lawak sial.esp yunk perempuan,terus mengaku yunk aku ni lesbo dowang.

rawrr!

ada lakhnat selalu ckp,"alah,kaw tu budak lagi".

cibet(ape ni?)

yes i am.'budak'or in the other words,'keanak-anakan'
terima kasih.i felt very young when you say so.

have u ever heard,ke'emak-emakan'?if a hypocrite is pretending to act like a 'grown ups',yes he/she is.

tuuuuuuut

2009-07-13T04:28:00.000-07:00

aku da setting but still tak bole post comment gak.tuuuuuuuuut.

adoi.

btw,lintah!aku menang ah.cube kira brp post aku harini.

adik,gf anda obesiti

2009-07-13T04:14:00.000-07:00

nad and syud hangout kat uma aku after school.syud sits on the top of my study table anddd

kaki meja tu patah.

.syud bontot besar.

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